THIS Just Friggin' Hilarious...

Real quick, as I HAVE to finish this work assignment, but I just had to share this absolutely hilarous contradiction...

The room service menu is AWESOME. Organic meats, vegetables, eggs, foods high in antioxidants, phytonutrients, the right fats, the right fish (wild catch only, if you don't mind), etc., etc., and so on and so on...

And what lightbulbs do they have in every single light fixture????

Yup, the 'mercury bulbs'!!! (ya'll know which ones I'm talkin' about).