Healthy (??) Harvest..

[Do not read this post if you're easily grossed out or if you do not handle *potty humor* very well]

Right now there are 4 boxes neatly stacked on my front deck. They represent today's *harvest*. Specifically, there is a CDSA and a UTM for Potatey, and a UTEE and FM for Salamander.

For those of you that are living *la vida loca* with me, you know what that means. For those of you that are not, these lovely acronyms are fancy schmancy references to pee and poo testing.

Getting Potatey's samples wasn't so bad. He did his *business* last nite and this morning, I collected the necessary samples, prepped them and neatly bottled and boxed them up. DONE.

Salamander was a different story altogether. His *output* has been, well, nasty as of late. I was able to get through the UTEE collection relatively unharmed.

However, yesterday I received feedback that Salamander's liver is struggling to keep up with the amount of junk he's clearing (nothing that can't be corrected.. and it certainly explains a few things I've seen for the past week or so .. I know what to do to fix this, I just do not like any issues associated with liver and kidneys). So, during Cranial Sacral Therapy, his therapist did quite a bit of *liver work*. And last night, I increased Salamander's liver support supplements.

So not suprisingly, this morning's *crop* could only be classified as TT* Extraordinaire. OMG, I will have to fumigate my house to clear the stench (Oh, no, wait, I already DID - I don't think I'll be having an insect problem for a while..) !!! LOL

It'll be interesting (yes, I am absolutely one *twisted sister*) to see what the FM results show.

TG everything is bottled up, double wrapped, boxed up and placed in a plastic overwrap bag. Otherwise there would be no way in HELL that the DHL guy would ever set foot in this street again.... (and as I have weekly harvests to get out, THAT would be a problem)

Off to get ready for my other jobs...

*TT = Toxic Turd